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Thursday, February 08, 2007

THE LIST.

I was born an aquarian. This month just so happens to be february. so, if you think about it, you'll know why today's topic is why it is...

no, it is most definitely NOT in my nature to expect anything nor taint my personality with such materialism but i figure, eh, if you're gonna take the time and you suddenly have the urge to buy a little somethin' somethin'...well..then who am i to argue with that?*blink*blink* might as well get the right thing right??*grin*

so..

(this feels strangely thick-skinned...)

50 BUCKS AND BELOW.

1.cash. (i have no qualms or pantang-ness)

2. starbucks.

3. topshop/la senza t-strings.

4. fruits (i got a blender for christmas..i need stuff to put IN it)

5. bubble tea.

6. bubble gum

7. how much are water guns these days? y'know, the pump ones??hmmm..


100 BUCKS - 200 BUCKS

1. CASH (really one lah..stick a card on it or something..)

2. calvin klein truth - alternatively, anything that smells nice.

3. make up...voucher.

4. entire celup dvd collection of 'heroes' series (season 1)

5. a skate scooter.


ABOVE AND BEYOND. ((ok, this is like for people who reeeeeeallllyyy love me..doubt there are any who read this, but if dont try then quite silly right?mua hahahaha..)

mont blanc. manolos,choos,laboutins; it doesnt matter,they're all briliant. t&c. 2nd poodle. egyptian cotton sheets (i've been told they're heavenly), b&o earphones. and most importantly, many many hugs..

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

what do you do?

do you sit and wait for proof? or do you cut your losses,head for the hills, fast as you can?

do you keep up the pretence? or do you confront?

do you keep silent? or do you lose it?

do you convince yourself that you're relieved? or do you feel like the tears just wont stop flowing?

what would you do?

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

You know the episode where Samantha falls in lust with a priest?


i met a monk..oh woe..

babes bought me a rain cd (as in korean hiphop dancing boy). yes,seriously. it's now playing on repeat in itunes. somebody help me. gulp*

havent danced in ages so we excitedly got ready for nat's party on saturday (y'know the typical "aiyoh,i have nothing to wear", "shit, what to wear?" dialog one has with one's partner...babes is so patient with me i tell you..)


thats nat..


look who i bumped into!made the night so much lovelier..:P

Monday, January 29, 2007

EXTRACTED FROM JUAN'S BLOG: "once you have the crab on its back, hold the chopstick with your left hand and and have the hammer on your right hand. When the crab is on its back, you will also see a flap. You can lift the flap up or leave it as it is. (up to your preference). Then place the chopstick at where the flap is and hammer the chopstick into the crab. You will need some practise before getting use to it actually, but its quite fun….hahahaha"


I can think of someone i'd like to do this to right now.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Skeletons in the Elevator.

People act weird in elevators. Or, if you're British, lifts. guv'nor.

The other day while i was waiting for the elevator/lifts, i noticed thru the CCTV in my lobby, a really really fat man was attempting to hump the elevator wall!then it looked as if he was making out with it and i swear, i was this close to reporting to someone..(or at least find someone to share the laugh with me)..it was gross and painful to watch..18 floors later, he reaches his floor. And he walks out of the lift. ANd the poor woman he was crushing, stepped out with him. till this moment, i cant decide which is more gross. i just hope she's getting paid enough.

There have been other more pleasant moments, like there was this little boy and he called me "pwetty". i would have given him all my money at that point if he asked. he didnt. Manners AND a charmer. he's gonna be a lady killer, that one.

I have about 9 categories of lift people. Wonder which one you are..

1. The talker

2. The tapper....alll the way till they reach their floor

3. The shuusher (people who shush their friends in the lift- why??soooo big secret is it?)

4. The one that answers their phone the moment they step into the lift..and does not stop saying "HARLOO?" until they get out.

5. The Automatic Close Button Pusher.

6. The Big Family - the door's usually held open for every single member to get in, through the buzzing "door open too long" sound followed by the "lift is too full" sound.

And finally...the most lethal of em all..

7. The Silent Killer - doesnt say a word but the gas he/she emits says volumes!

Are there any i've missed out? :P

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

How my friends have no shame and how i love them for it.

i've been hearing good things about a new club in kl and naturally when the invite came in the form of fang's birthday, i jumped at the chance to go see-see,dance-dance..

...Maison...meaning house,i believe..and it was homey..i liked it more for the daybeds and brick walls and less for the badly-dressed people..im sorry, but does sense of style mean nothing anymore? anyway, because we were quite tired from a day's hard work, we didnt feel like dancing and decided to put our posing skills to work instead..and when i say we, i mean one soul-mate in particular:


Kin got bored and decided to entertain us with impersonations of a male supermodel...


..i think he started to enjoy it...


..and then he just couldn't stop..


..he finally allowed other people to be infront of the camera with him..


..even me!


...and then the ol' boy suggested "let's take another", and i thought what the hell..


..and now you understand why kin and myself are soulmates when it comes to anything with a lens. :P


Picture with birthday girl also he want to hiao inside hahahahhahahhaahha..

SO yeah, it was a really good night and although we're most probably banned from entering Maison again,ever..but the pictures that fang took were beautiful and i'll try and get 'em from her..

Monday, January 15, 2007

I think it is MOST inopportune to get bitten between the toes or your bajingo*..

by what? i dont think it matters..whether mosquito or ant..both also quite itchy..i've actually gotten bitten by a spider and stung by a jelly fish once..although that last one wasnt itchy, i felt like my leg was gonna fall off....

*bajingo - punani - pet-pet- pussy. (i hope no underaged kids are readin..)

Annnyyhooo, this weekend felt very revitalising for some reason..one main reason being this:



if you dont know what that is and youre an 80's baby, then you don't deserve to live.

it comes with 5 awesome games and it's roughly the size of a calculator. it is sooooooo cool!!!
Ms. Pac Man, Mappy, Space Invaders and two others that werent that famous lah..but WAHLIAOEHHHHH!!
i. am. so. happy.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Not Good.




i know i've said that i wanted to mate opium, but i think i've changed my mind. i dont think i wanna risk this happening to any of her kids, or grandkids..i know it has to be done for society's health but it's still sad..

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Off Course.

maybe trying to achieve something good in life is similar to having constipation. You moan and groan, and you're in such desperate pain, and you take the pills, and you smoke that ciggarette; you're shivering with cold sweat and you're ready to die when all of a sudden, when the timing's right...you get the best relief, you feel the greatest joy and lightness and the sun comes out and life is brilliant again! and then you realise there's no toilet paper.....

Monday, January 08, 2007

Not layak to kayak. (A review on stuff experienced, and stuff to come)

actually i'm pretty surprised..didnt wake up with as many aches as i thought i would..:)
we went kayaking yesterday, y'see..after multiple weeks of calorie-filled, tight-pants causing, blubber bloobing food, my friends and i decided to make a trip to far-away land putrajaya..to kayak.


it was so serene and picturesque..one really does feel like one is in Alice's Wonderland..


cigggie break - the scrunched up faces were due to exhaustion..


the sun was setting behind, pelicans were gracefully perched everywhere..ahhhhh..

i really didnt know quite what to expect, but i figured it would lessen the work-out guilt of having eaten so many yummy dead animals that i could start a noah's ark of my own in my belly..eew..that's a gross thought..scrap that and go next paragraph..

i've been reading..i know..im shocked too..but yeah somehow, i managed to find 3 one-hour slots to be able to be immersed so deeply in one of the best easy-reading books i've read..FREAKONOMICS. alhamdullilah man!!it's very cool and ties the Ku Klux Klan to real estate agents, tries to argue that the level of crime goes down tremendously with the legalisation of birth control..etc..all while keeping the reader in upbeat hilarity.

Borat is a movie that operates on a level of brilliance that few movies ever reach. ali g deserves best comeback award.

A Scanner Darkly - okay so the story line wasnt as good as i hoped but the animation style was beautifully excuted. funny also how a druggy movie had a purportedly druggy cast.

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS COMING TO SINGAPORE!!!!!!excited doesnt even begin to describe how i feel!and no, it is NOTHING like the movie..the movie was shite..of all the Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals i've seen, this one is still at the top of the chain..by far. Check out www.sistic.com.sg for more details.

Verbatim - The Only Thing We Know For Sure About The Future Is That It Will Be Different. - Peter Drucker-

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

7th year of the new millenium.

ola!!!how was your holidays??didja eat alot?i did..and now i'm gonna pay...

obviously you've discovered by now that my blog address is still the same. it is. this was a very simple yet effective way to get rid of all the people who just didnt care enough and who just wanted to kepoh for kepoh's sake.pftttt. but for you lovelies who came back to check..you SWEETHEARTS!!!kiss kisss kisss..

ok, fine. so i didnt manage to distract you from the actual truth which is that i simply got lazy to update.i'm sorry.(hangs head in shame)

buuuutttt..its the new year and all so im sure you're all ready to forgive and forget right?*grin*

hokay..soooooo let's seee what's happened..things always manage to happen very quickly so its impossible to keep up and let you know every measly dirty detail so im just gonna give ya the juicies kay?cool..

there was the pre-chrismas present opening with the chicas and that was lovely..naturally "something" always has to happen so just as they arrived and i planned and cleaned and everything: the electricity went off!can ja belive eet?!!but we kept our cool (barely!) and it came on again after a very romantic 30 minutes with us talking in the dark and getting bitten by mozzies..


The electricity came on in a sudden hence the cross-eyed effect.


jess, opium, gonzales (he's the penguin on the left..he makes quite a number of appearances..camwhore..)


here's juan being a dramaqueen when she discovers that i got her an i.o.u. hahahahhahahahaha..her present has since been picked up and is waiting for when i see her next..ends tries to comfort her but to no avail..:P


yes,those are soft toys. i know, i know...blame it on the damn christmas spirit or whatever..

i've somehow managed to go through 30-something episodes of the twilight zone in 3 days..i dont know how i let it happen..but it's still a pretty damn good series after all these years, i reckon..im gonna scurry home to get my fix..

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

You love me!!You really love me!!

....either that or you're just really kepoh,huh?

so ok..for you people you got like no patience...tough shit, you still gotta wait till the new year to get my new blogger address..

meanwhile my darlings, sit tight and pretend my blog's like t.v...it's re-run time!

sorry i havent been keepin up with the posts. 2 reasons: a)work b)no more social life.

so!with the christmas and new year season looming upon us once again, i'd just like to say be merry people, and i love you guys and thank you so much for the lovely concerned emails i've been receiving regarding FAYKOT. thank you for reading. drink alot, party hard and have safe sex (AIDS plug).

I'll see you in the New Year!!!

xoxoxoxoxo,

stefling..

p/s- tyler, it wasnt supposed to matter what fish, you doinky doo!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

So long and thanks for the fish!

This blog has moved.

Monday, November 27, 2006

The Tweezer.

amazing how 7 alphabets when joined together can bring to mind visions of pain and suffering that make even grown men shudder...

i know this might be a sensitive topic for all but let's face it: we think about it all the time; HAIR. whether its the lack of it, or its growing in too many places or it's too hard to manage, it is our constant reminder that we all have a little bit of animal in us..*grin*

for women, essentially, there's a)waxing, b)shaving, c) nair (ignore the blatant un-creativeness of changing that one alphabet and making it sound like "hair" but not really) or d) tweezing!

tweezing really is quite teasing..cos ya think it sounds okay, not so scary and BAM! the first hair gets pulled out and its like "YOU MUTHAF%$^%^%!!!!" cos it is quite painful. and no, its not less painful than a tattoo. at least i dont think so.

but it's worth it lah i must say. annndd i learnt new things..like what an iceberg is (when only one third of the hair is showing), and what a 2-in-1 is (2 hairs, one pore)..so overall i guess it was quite the learing experience..and my tweezer (the person, not the tool) was very patient with me..:P

ooh, im waiting for pictures from the purple palooza (wedding of the century) and i'll post them up kao kao kay? im so tired..twas like the four day wedding, then chauffered overseas relaatives here n there, then fell sick, then work got quite hectic, then fell sick again then went to s'pore for a day and now im back. phew.

i miss you lot heaps.

p/s- is anyody interested in mating their male poodle with my cin-cau?if not, im gonna go spay her.lemme know.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Ay Hiao Cho Lang..

its a hokkien term basically..its literal translation means to know how to be a person. means like to have manners lah..it pisses me off when people i know boey hiao cho lang (opposite meaning of title) cos see, manners is like, a two way street. which should be fundamental knowledge to the non-brain dead. unfortunately, this is not the case.

i find that the nicer i am to people, the more they take advantage..what the hell is up with that? then when i lose temper all, become miss bitch extrodinaire, things get done.

take for example, during the weekend. i'm all excited, cos during the week, i'm getting da new furniture in, to make da ol' house look like a home..kesian lah my poor friends who come and then have to sit on turquoise couch and boardroom chairs (also turquoise by the way)..so anyway, ikea movers came. they had to set up 3 cupboards. before they set up the cupboards, i told them to please let me know when they put in the sheives so i could supervise and tell them the right height (cos it doesnt make much sense for shelves to be too high and then cannot reach right anot??). nope. the idiots hammered in the shelves anyway. see, that pisses me off. cos i wasted precious moments of my time; they took me away from my favourite cartoon (foster's home for imaginary friends..oooh its soo good!), to brief them. so ok never mind, i told them lah that they hammered it in wrong so could they please adjust it to the correct height? and then the dude had to start with his nonsense "the display unit looks like that so YOUR cupboard should also look like that"..we shall not go into details but suffice to say, my cupboards are now allright.

example 2: security guards are meant to take care of our security. correct? ok , i tell you another story. my condo has changed security guard companies about 3 times now..i've only lived there barely a year. so everytime the change comes into play, the new guards have to like, show that they're doing their job lah..purposely more diligent in checking i.d, sticker,etc-etc..that's great. until 5 different guards start ringing my damn doorbell every hour (at ungodly hours like 2am and 7am). know why?cos they wanna catch me with my bra off..yah, its damn nonsense..and the girls arent even that big!sure, they give excuses like "oh,tengah buat apa?", and "kenapa tak lock grill?" (this is 10 minutes after i stepped into the house with about 7 grocery/ikea bags in tow)
so i gave it nicely to the unlucky asshole who came ringing yesterday at 2.53pm. he was the idiot inquiring about the unlocked gate. A) if you care so much about my safety, then your job is to keep unwanted people OUT of the damn building in the first place and NOT let them get all the way up to my 20-something floor! B) there are over 200 units in the damn building and you gotta ring MY bell 2000 times a day? C) fuckers.

example 3:i despise laziness. especially at work. i try to be nice and fair to everyone i work with; clients,suppliers, colleagues. i really do. because i dont like to nag and chase and pressure. because i believe people should have pride in their work. because i believe there should be an iota of common courtesy; to have a feeling of urgency and respect between the two parties. unfortunately, once again, that is taken advantage of and there are many who mistake the niceness for weakness..so out comes the bitch.

p/s- plucking coconuts really doesnt seem like such a bad idea right now..

eh darling, if you read this, sorry i meesed karaoke!!soon, soonn kay?

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Social Fabric --ation?

In this day and age, do different people have a different set of basic principles or do you reckon we all essentially believe in the same basic rights and wrongs??

I was talking to a really good friend and I never would’ve thought that she would condone cheating. We were debating the topic for hours (we’re not actually that lame, its just that we have certain close friends who are currently going thru a crisis of the same nature) and I totally tried to dispute and dispel her horrible notionlah, y'know? She stood her ground and left, with me agreeing to disagree with her.

Then tonight as I was doing the dishes with my fantastic dish scrubber stick and tesco dishwasher (don’t bother with the branded ones, this is just as good) I thought to myself...if she could think that way, does that mean that people all have different opinions on different topics?

I know you’re going “duhh..” but then if people can just justify away cheating; "because he couldn't decide which one he liked more" or "she was confused" or "she was being a real bitch and was asking for it", then what about stealing?what about rape?murder?

I’ve seen people justify away stuff just cos the person doing it is their friend…hmmm…points for loyalty, I guess..

Maybe everyone is cool with everything until it happens to them..

Monday, October 30, 2006

4 freakin Weddings and im ready for my Funeral..

i've even gotten my prepared answers which are polite enough to satisfy 'em but ambiguous enough to stop their bloody nosing..who's 'em? 'Ems are relatives, acquaintances, cousins who are married, usually people who've got nothing else to live for except a) talk about married life b)sell marriage to their friends/younger relatives c)talk about babies or d) gossip. and they're ALWAYS at weddings. These people make marriage sound like bein in a bloody Kappa-Lambda-Gamma sorority or something. if i ever, EVERRR become like that, SLAP ME TWICE AND SHOOT ME. (excuse the language, im usually not so vehemant but wahliao eh, when you're asked like, 22 times the following question: "soooooooo...when's your turn??", i think its fair that one feels just a wee bit disgruntled, dontcha think?)

i really really love that Howie Day song, Collide..just put it on repeat.. its good..like hair-raisingly good..

bowling with advertising people is incredibly different compared to bowling with accountants..its interesting how jobs mold personalities...also very very funny!=D

there's this shop in low yat that sells the best selction of foreign films that i've seen in awhile..so basically i spent all holidays just vegetating on couch with babes and we just watched t.v...we went from japanese: the fall guy, to old-skool cult: dazed and confused, to animation: belleville rendezvous, to pretty people borderline porn but not quite: lie with me (t'was crap but eric balfour's hot), to traditional chinese hamlet ripoff: the banquet. it was a good holiday.

i miss my brother. i miss yan.

i sooo need to get my phone and ipod and camera and aircon fixed..skinny says that technology comes to me to die...the only reason she's still alive is cos she set up my surround sound system for me..not like i couldnt do it myself what..*mumblemumble*

the only thing worse than going to a karaoke and having to listen to out-of-tune people sing is having the karaoke come to you! for the past 3 days and counting, this little shack downstairs has been blaring old chinese songs but what makes the experience more excruciating are the tone-deaf ignoramuses who take turns to sing the same song...3 times in a row. (if you're hokkien, you'll know the ever famous "ji see keeeeeee, ji seeeee lokkkkkkk" song....yeah..you also think i have the patience of a saint right??:P

Friday, October 20, 2006

And to sum up..

So there was this dude, and he drilled a hole thru the earth from the north pole to the south to see if he could drop a rock all the way thru..(please dont interrupt with some newton theory that becos of gravity the rock wouldnt drop thru yada yada..just indulge me wouldja?)

..so after he drilled the hole, he asked one of his dude friends to stand at the south pole lah, y'know?to see if the rock would come thru..so he threw the rock of the north pole into the hole and something weird happened..the rock didnt come thru the other end...

Question: why didnt the rock fall thru?

Answer: the rock fell one foot...
*scroll people, scroll*






two feet...







three feet..







four feet...







five feet..






and when it reached 6 feet, the orange rock eater ate the rock....



oh come on...it took skill and patience to spread this "joke" across three posts..the least you could do is laugh a little..?please...?*blink* *blink*

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

the VORTEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question: What's orange, lives 6 feet underground and eats sand?


it's soooo pwettyyy...


check out the false confidence..and the pretend macho-ness...but if you look very very closely..you'll see our corneas wavering ever-so-slightly..


kris was screaming "why isnt this damn thing stopping?!!!!". i, on the hand was as cool as a cucumber..


...ok, so not really..my palms were shaking and for some reason, we couldnt stop sweating..that was quite weird..


by the end of the ride, krissy's makeup was on my face..and my saliva was on her's! check the hair man!bloody hell..


still in one piece..


the teddies applauded silently.

Answer: orange rock eater on a diet.*grin*

(Photos courtesy of JuAn Inc.)

Monday, October 16, 2006

writer's block.

Question: What's orange, lives 6 feet underground, and eats rocks?

no sentences today..hell, even random words are a stretch..there will just be plenty of nodding and smiling..if you're lucky.:P

funfair,saturday, awesome.vortex.supercool rollercoaster. today.voice gone.blue black all over.dunno how. must've been the g-force.

sunday.appeased mother.shopped. for her. me? purple dress.themed wedding.dont wanna talk about it.

today.tired. duhh.

multiply annoys me..or maybe i annoy it.

peaches is coming to s'pore.

see how brain is dying?must sleep.sleep is good.

oh, and i bought a mop.

Answer: an orange rock eater.hahahahahahahahhahahahahahha...