THE PLEDGE.

i, bellybutton, solemnly swear not to force my mistress to eat any more delicious looking solids. this is for my own good, so i dont end up being able to see my mistress' shoes while she wont be able to. i promise to tense my muscles so that mistress will be able to look good in that new clingy top she just bought. Although i know boob 1 and boob 2 are there to assist mistress in the looking good department, i think i partly have a responsibility in that area too. i also miss my lost friends; the 4 pack. Blubber, who moved in after them seems suspect. She and her kids just jiggle and float around- they dont do much except take up way too much space. i'm starting to feel clastrophobic.i wish the 4-pack would come home.i will help look for them...for mistress' sake.

p/s- thanks to my beautiful darlings who came on friday, you guys made my week, t'was a blast..

p/p/s - sorry yuri, for not being able to make your party last minute like that, i'm sure it was brillaint anyways, tell me all about it kay?:)

p/p/p/s - to the attractive but very ignorant dumpling who wrote "blogs are totally unnecessary. i find them self- indulgent"...sighhh..you are entitled to your opinion, but i beg to differ. in regards to your first point: blogs in my opinion, are totally necessary. they promote original thought, they provide an outlet for people to speak their mind, they teach us about how other people live their lives, they remove censorship..i could go on. but i won't. because unless you decide to get out of that bubble you live in, you aint gonna know how blogs can change lives, change countries. and also they're very interesting.
your second point: blogs are self indulgent. okayyy, but you wearing your lv's and guccis and posting up like, 40 pictures of yourself on friendster while writing this comment about blogs (also on friendster) is OBVIOUSLY worthy of a spot on the United Nations...

Wonder if they make diapers for dogs??

so, we were talking and she turns to me and goes "if you're feeling sheepish does that mean you've got a little bit of sheep in you?...........cos i mean, if you're snobbish, you've got a little bit of snob in you..."

i choked on my own saliva, i laughed so hard..

Guapple?

i knowww!isnt that just so incredibly delicious looking??reckon im hooked on em..a mix breed of apple and guava, if you guys have no clue of what the hell im talking about then go get one from your local pasar malam and try..and dont be scared off by its fluorescent green exterior...in fact, the greener it is, the sweeter it is..promise.

went for a dunhill thingy on sat..apparently there were people begging to get in...i was begging to get out!hahaha..it was cool and all, especially becos i got to have a decent chat with one of my girls which has been prolonged for too darn long..but reckon the event gives them a great platform to improve upon the next time. too many people in finery being josstled around and at one point the movers were actually laying down the raised platform for the catwalk in between guests!luckily it didnt crush anyone's feet..nobody could hear the mini-orchestra playing in the background because maybe they weren't equipped with proper mics or people were talking too loudly..i heard people complaining about the lack of food..wouldnt get this happening at a prosell-run event!(sorry, that was a cheap plug..but eh, its true)


she looked lovely that night, i must say - pamster and mua.

It is shit like this that PISSES THE HELL OUTTA ME!!

A woman in the Malaysian capital of Kuala Lumpur has gone to the press saying that a club had refused her entry because of her tomboyish appearance, a euphemism commonly used to mean butch lesbian.

The English language Malay Mail described the woman’s experience of being refused entry at CYNNA, a trendy spot at the Asian Heritage Row in Jalan Yap Ah Sak.

Accompanied by four friends, the 30-year-old was barred from entering the club and was told by one of the door hosts that: “Tomboys can’t enter. It’s a directive from the management.”

She questioned the discriminatory policy of the establishment saying: “I am a paying customer. It’s a public place so I don’t understand the discrimination.”

When contacted by the Mail, The Loft KL Sdn Bhd, the company which operates the club and four other outlets, refused to comment on whether the club had denied entry to tomboys, gays and transvestites, without a written complaint.

The Mail however quoted the club’s manager on duty, Zul Arshad, as saying that the club reserves the right to deny entry to certain groups like tomboys, gays and transvestites for “our own reasons.”

“The club has the right to bar them from entering because this involves our image. In my opinion, we can’t have these people because other patrons would feel intimidated by their behaviour. We are not discriminating against them but this is how we take care of our image. It’s not good for the club. But gay people are allowed to work here,” he said.


And to think i thought we as Malaysians, nay, as human beings had evolved more than this. Boy was i wrong. So if i had a club and i barred all myopic, homophobic Malay men, that would be okay too? oh, but of course i'd let him WORK there. pffh.