i understand that..

..wisdom doesnt neccessarily come with age..

...people who are stupid usually try to sound smart and people who are smart usually try to act stupid..its ironic..

...both people in a relationship need to be incredibly thankful that they have found each other and try to maintain that because the moment one of them starts thinking they own the other person and tries to control them...thats when it all goes downhill...

..good friends are the best remedy to any bad day. saying that, they are also very, very hard to find. cherish yours.

...trust is not a given. secrets ARE sacred. and the secret-teller usually finds out if you've told.

..to have good friends, you need to be one yourself.i dont think many people get this.

...it is vital to be sensitive to other people's feelings and less sensitive about yours. the people who care about you shouldnt care if you fuck up and the people who do, arent your friends.

...i'll always,always take the path less travelled.it's more interesting.

...i will never EVER go shopping during the Great Malaysian Sale. one can get hurt bad.

...nowadays, sometimes, you gotta be the parent and your parents become the kids.

And Finally,

Everybody's bitchin' about somebody..you dont wanna get left out do ya?:P

fOR aLL tHE wOMEN sURFING tHE rED wAVE...(thanks su-su!)

Dear Kotex

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch
of Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as:

a.. Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
b.. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
c.. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
d.. Try Kotex's other products blah blah blah...

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh.

Like we need more fluid inside our bloated hellish bodies...but go ahead. See what happens.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I guaran-friggin-tee that the first respondents will be females who just ovulated.

Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess what , the only activities that interest me are sleeping and eating...and oh...does ripping someone's head off count as a friggin activity?????

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from their elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol.

Printing out sh#t advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that is already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and enough to send a girl running for other brands.

Mostly we'd like to forget that we even need these products. It's not a fun time.

DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging.

Put that sh#t in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.

There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store.
So take your tips for living, your fluoro packaging, the smiley faces & the cute bunnies that need to be smacked hard, and shove them right up your ass.

Ovarily Yours,
Miss PMS
(courtesy of leishababe)

they're supposed to be terms of affection, not sound affected!

so i was talking to a really good friend of mine last night and we go wayyy back and i say something and he goes "its fine,hon". it's not the first time he's said it or anything but last night it triggered this thought, different people sound cool saying certain terms of affection...some people are just really really bad when they say terms of afffection..i say, work on it..let me elaborate..

DARLING - very popular. can be cut short to darl, there are other variations like dahlink (with pretend russian accent) but i've also heard variations like dahleeeng oiiii (in a sing-song voice..*cringe*) or the ever-popular LAH-ling...

Baby - ok, this one is a total favourite of mine cos when it's said right....mannnnnnn..but of course there are the alternate variations which, well..WILL NOT MAKE YOU SUCCESSFUL IN BRINGING A WOMAN/MAN BACK TO YOUR PLACE FOR COFFEE...i.e. baybay (said with put on accent) or baybeh (said with put on African American accent!)...please, you are not black, you will not be able to fool other people into thinking you're black...(i've referred to a few sources and sadly the majority have come across a person like that at least once in their life..)

Honey - definitely prefer the short form on this one..usually used by gays or flamboyant fabulous older women...but as we've seen in many Cantonese movies (especially from the late 80's..can you remember those?) (with a whiney whingey voice) "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy ah...lei tim kai mm pei ngo huey chek?*pout*
[translation - honey, why won't you let me go with you?*pout* (ok, it doesnt do it justice,i apologise, its a cheena thing)]

shit..i just found out opium ripped my sweater..damn dog..

russell peters is one amazing mother!!he's hilarious!if you get a chance to watch him..do..he's funnier than eddie murphy in raw!(yeah, i know..)

a good friend brought back a piece of the berlin wall for me..how amazingly cool is that???definitely one of the best presents i've received this year..he's definitely one of the girls now!!:D..

i never thought kicking balls around could be that hard....after all, isnt that what women do all the time?*grin*

HAH!YOU DISBELIEVER!! YE OF LITTLE FAITH!!! IN YO' FACE SUCKARRRRRRRRR!

sorry, i was merely speaking to that infidel otherwise known as my brother...i told him i was going to play futsal and he laughed..out loud!well!!! i showed you didnt i?oh suuuuree my legs are aching and i'll probably never have babies but hah!i sure showed you!whose got the last laugh now eh????

got pictures to prove somemore..*smug face on*



got sweat?


ok, so i didnt actually get any proper photos on the court itself....but this totally counts!!


constipation is a killer..

Eyes Wide Shut. (18SX-SEXUAL ELEMENTS PRESENT)

the funniest thing happened to me this morning at about 3am..ok, but first you need to know that ive been sleep deprived ok?i mean, the goal last night was basically to sleep..thats it..that was my plan..really one..

so anyway, my phone rang, the number was private. i thought maybe it was one of my friends needing to have a chat so i picked up. the lady on the other end had an english accent and she told me she was from elite modelling and had i ever heard of the organisation before..now anyone who knows me knowss i hate being awoken from sleep, especially when i havent slept in days...so i'm all like "yeah, ive heard of you" and she goes "oh great thats fantastic cos we're recruiting models". (see,this is how young girls get conned) so im like "why are you recruiting models on the phone?isnt it like kinda vital that you, y'know, take a look at them first? (i mean, like hello!)"

she goes on to tell me that many women have the presumption that models have to be tall and beautiful but they actually dont...then she asked for my vital statistics, if i've got any tattoos or piercings or birthmarks..and then it got interesting...she asked me the following:

1. how many sexual partners have you had?
2. what is your favourite sexual position?
3. how big was the biggest guy you've ever been with?
4. what was the best sex you've ever had?
5. what race were your sexual partners?
6. what are your most sensitive parts?
7. would you do a threesome?

there were more but i've forgotten them on account of me being sleepy..so she goes on to tell me they organise these private parties and rich men come and pay and you're not obliged to do anything, its a controlled environment and the security is tight....riiiiiggghhhtttt...so anyways, after kepoh-ing and finding out everything, i just told her i wasnt interested. she said she would call again to check if i had changed my mind...she was a nice girl, it was a nice chat...but HOW FUCKIN DODGY IS THEIR ENTIRE SETUP??geeezzz..what if young girls pick up, man?how the fuck did they get my number?and why the fuck am i so sleepy??

whole lotta crazy shit happening in the world today..

Z is for Ztupid Zidiotic Zumbass!!

1-1. 5-3. Additional time.Headbutt into chest. World Cup 2006. Italy wins,France loses.Stef loses many lunches and much money.

Right, now that that's over and done with...

life is just brim full of experiences isnt it?i can never for the life of me get how some people can say "i'm bored". its a concept that frankly, bores me...or maybe im being too harsh..maybe i just happen to be an incredibly lucky/unlucky person that weird things happen to...hmmm..

IN MY BRAIN..
blunts at 3 o'clock in the morning..must've been good stuff cos i could suddenly understand mandarin...hahahahahhahhaha..

i love men because they can change tyres.women need men to change tyres.definitely.

how do i know which dvdR to buy?dvd-r or dvd+r?why did they have to make it so difficult?got burner,then can burn lah!sigh....

cafe 69 is an awesome place..it's very subdued,very 70's..and they've got like a palm reader dude and a tarot dude who tells you your fortune and stuff..and they have the BEST char koay teow...THE BEST!!

the ritual..

catching each other's eye across the room....


small talk and sideways glances...


if all goes well..

revisited a common pastime that is inherent in all Chinese - karaoke-ing. i must say that it is a completely different world in there..never noticed it before, but there are alohhottt of broken hearted people in there cryin and singin and drinkin..suppose it's a good way to let everything out..i got my inspiration from the peanuts..one bowl cost RM15..i was ready to cry also man bloody hell..the wifi connection was good though..(yeah, i know..what the hell was i doing in there with my laptop?:p)


this is zoe..the girl hates makeup..so sunday i decided to give her the smokey look..hot right?!!after that cannot stop posing for the camera..:D


hahahahahahhaha..i think pictures like these truly show the comfort level between the people in the photo lah..



how does one little ant manage to cause this?

well, thats it for this week's show and tell..bro's back in town..gonna chill with him for a while..