The Kepoh Sign Says:

Monday, August 27, 2007

Gather a few friends to help. Together we can make the world a better place.For me.

An appeal to anyone reading this,

The Lingastefagus foundation has been in dire need of funds for the past few months due to a few errors in judgement. When the foundation heard about these two lovely ladies going all out to win this money, it immediately appealed to their better nature and without a second thought, these two generous, caring ladies have agreed that, should they win, a certain undisclosed amount will go to the foundation. So now, its your turn to care. Follow instructions below carefully.

GO HERE ----> http://rm50k.blogspot.com/

OR HERE ---> http://ikaserenacpietroandjuan.wordpress.com/

and if you see em on the street, make sure you laugh..and then take picture of them and submit here --> http://www.mix.fm

okay?they're lovely and they need the money desperately for the "save the lingastefagus foundation" (they're very rare ya know..) so please..help them out by shooting pics or making sure they get on the news or anythnig really..if you think of anything that might ridicule them further to help them get on tv, then please, seriously them a call or leave a comment!

thank you.

sincerely,
big k
President
Save The Lingastefagus Foundation

Monday, August 20, 2007

Remember?

the other day, a funny out-of-the-blue thought came to me..i remember being in std/year 4 and it was break time, and we had these flights of stairs going up to our hall..and one day we just decided to jump off 'em. we did 5 steps, then 7, then 10, and pretty soon it was two flights of steps. one of the boys dared me to do 18 steps, he was kinda being an ass, and the other kids were going on and on about how it couldnt be done, how their parents say "cannot", and how headmaster might catch us. so naturally, i decided to jump. it was the best feeling in the world. it was freedom.


You grew up in the 90's if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets.

Captain Planet.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.

You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders".

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

"Pepp- See- Cohh - LAA" (why wasnt it ever coca - cola?)

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand".

You thought Brain would finally take over the world

You remember when "tali getah" was taken to a whole new level. 2 feet of rubber terror; each loop consisted of 10 rubber bands, if it hit you, you were gonna get rubber burn.


And back then:

Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.

There was no bull shit. "DOWAN TO FRIEND YOU" was for real. and it lasted all of 10 minutes.

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do again lah!'

'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.


so i dont really have a cool summation, i just figured it'd be nice to sorta take stock of what we were and what we've become, since Merdeka is coming and all..have we become wiser? less petty? more independant than our 10 year old selves?

maybe if we just did one thing to make us feel free this independence day, we'd learn something. or we'd at least feel something. i'm gonna go look for a flight of stairs...

Friday, August 10, 2007

Curse you, You Meme-ing Mundane Madam!!!

i have dodged, ignored, denied every tag i've ever received but mannnnn..this former friend got me. klah juan, kam wan bohh???:P


Blog Title: FAYKOT.
Description: blog lah.

Name : The Big 'K'
Country : Malaysia
Occupation : advertising minion.

Birthday : Feb.
Fav Color : all colours are pretty.
Fav Drink : coke and coffee.

Fav Fruit : bananas and peaches. i cant pick just one. *wink*

Fav Dessert : lavender ice cream or there was this magnificent dessert at shangri-la's chinese restaurant..cannot remember what it's called but it had dried ice billowing smoke up all, you know!

Hobbies : sex. oh, and reading.

Some of the blogs that I know which put up picture(s) of me are : dont have wor..*sniff*

Thursday, August 09, 2007

The Long Awaited List..








..as it was so aptly put by a friend. May this help with strategising when NOT to take a sickie and when to log on to get those cheap air asia tickets.

Spider pig..spider pig..does whatever a spider pig does..



my 3 fave bits:

- the disney animal look- alikes scene.

- spider pig

- bart's bits

to the censorship board: thank you for not cutting spider pig. it means alot.

Monday, August 06, 2007

kris n ling's day of Tai-Taidom.


if we look tired, its probably cos we were..laundry sucks ass.

as i sit here sipping my milo, listening to robin thicke and nat king cole thinking " will wooden dining chairs really enhance the overall mood of my place or should steel be the way to go?", i also ponder last weekend.

since being called "aunty" looms imminent everytime we go out with friends who have kids, want kids, or still ARE kids, kris and i decided to once and for all, to celebrate being an "ahhntie". we started off with a fabulous aromatherapy massage, went back to have coffee and laze around for awhile, followed by furniture browsing (for no particular reason except that we felt like it lah), followed by some hair pampering, and then after that i believe we shopped. aLOT. and then we makan lah after burning so many calories.

i think i'm enjoying auntiedom.

p/s- grls, friday pics below. feel free to pillage. love y'all!








kris was momentarily replaced by cousin it.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

POP OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE!!

BIG BIG CONGRATULATIONS GO OUT TO JOON LEONG AND LOVELY BRIDE!

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

redang; holiday with many emotions..

first you feel excitement. then you see the dingy airport and you feel dissapointment. then you see the plane that's gonna carry you and fear creeps up. you land safely, and you feel immense relief.

you find out your room overlooks the water and you feel joy. you go for a swim and you feel cold. you come up for a tan and you feel hot. you go back to your room, bond with your family and you feel love. then you feel hungry. so you go down for dinner and after tasting hotel food, you feel a wee bit queasy. after that passes, you decide to play a couple o' games of pool and when you lose infront of your leetle baby brother, you feel beet malu.



next day you wake up and still feel sleepy. then you go snorkel for 5 hours and end up even more tired. at times, some might even say sleep with the fishies......*pause* (too obvious?) ok scrap that. you look at people diving and feel envy. then you go spa and you feel relaxed and rejuvenated. for dinner, you venture out of the hotel to eat at a warung and goats follow you and you feel surprised. you try to touch their fur to see if it feels the same as a poodles' but your mother whacks your hand away from the goat.you feel abit pain. you go back to the hotel and whole night end up playing mahjong even though dunno how to play. you feel silly.

for the next 3 days, you rewind and repeat paragraph 3. then you repeat paragraph 1. and that was basically redang. twas great.i wanna go again. :)