My stupidity knows no bounds sometimes..

why?why,why, why did i have to go send that stupid sms out? (i guess to fully comprehend what im going on about, one has to go back to the beginning,yes?)
started sometime last weeklah..yours truly, feeling slightly out of sorts was sitting in my room contemplating something or other lah..(i cant remember now..) and suddenly..out of bloody nowhere..a f$%^king epiphany hit..at least at the time i thought it was an epiphany lah..now i just think it was a stupid decision..yeah..decided to quit smoking..yup, 7 years..two million packs..gone! (can i just retract the whole paragraph cos this is making me uneasy and i think i need a smoke..)geezus..and it all started out as some stupid joke lah about how ciggie prices are going up and therefore in an effort to save money i should quit..but hell!2 dollars versus smokey heaven?and i can't even back out now cos it'd be wussy..and i've already made a deal/bet with some of my very clever friends who are reading this going " man, thats gonna be an easy 20 dollars.." but NO!i shall prevail...excuse me, i think i need some fresh air now.....where the hell is that lighter?..

Grumblings and grievances

1. Have you guys made your MyKad yet??aiyoh...i havent lah..just terrified of the long queues and millions of forms one has to fill in not to mention sleazy older men who just hang around these places (don't know why, i mean dont they have jobs?)like they've never seen breasts in their life..i mean, come on lah!i swear, im just gonna procrastinate and in the end kena fine 20 bucks or something..

2. People are into voodoo dolls now..yup, its true..go check your star newspaper..2 whole pages on this new craze thingy..they're basically about 3 inches high, they're made out of string and they are supposed to look cute..i say "supposed" beacause in actual fact, they are NOT cute..i mean what kinda message do you think this is sending to kids?you've got mickey's head attached to a string body...aiyoh......and while we're on the topic..have you gone shopping lately?notice those "pink" shops?MY GAWD!they have names like princess, girlsss..and they all sell useless knockoffs from china!i mean, china people are like going "wei se mo tah ma-lai-see-ah ren hen pen tan?" or something to that effect..and please dont get me wrong cos i do love cute thingamajigs and funny nonsensical thingys as much as the next guy but come ON lah...VOODOO DOLLS??

3. mariah carey videos..nuff said!

4. malaysian men...woah..am i gonna get beaten up..okay, here we go..(and please ah..this is just an impartial observation, only my silly little opinion at this particular point in time so if you think you're gonna get offended..please dont read it..thank you)
right, what i notice is that malaysian women are getting gorgeous-er and gorgeous-er by the day..they are..they have jobs, they are well-educated, some of them are well made up and i do believe their boobs are actually getting bigger..(oh geeez, how am i EVER going to get a date with all this competition?:P) ok, so you've got all these women just floating around..then you've got the men..sighhh..oklah..i've lost my nerve..can't go on..men, if you wanna really know..then just ask me lah ok?cos now im all chicken shit and alamak, afterwards all my guys frends all boycott me..hahahaahha..

5. to the wonderful darlings who have sms-ed me regarding single's soiree 2, yes, i am intending on throwing another she-bang but work is crazy ness lah now and i wanna look for an amazing venue..any suggestions, you guys know where to find me lah ok? (for those people who dont know what single's soiree is..it was like a stag night, except no one gets married..it's about meeting new people lah..even though old friends are wonderful, etc..so yeah, basically all those invited have to bring a person/s of the opposite sex who they are not interested in and then we have a party!its just good clean fun lah..ok, not exactly..but it IS fun!:P (Rules--only single people who have been pre-screened, only people with open minds and who are up for anything..if you're some "uncle/auntie" who judges everything and are not going to have fun, then please dont come..)refer to photo album S.S.S. for pics of last party, they're the g-rated ones (untuk semua lapisan masyarakat)

6. stomp is awesome!!!!go watch it!anyone who's into drums should go, actually anyone who can appreciate a good beat should go..love their lighter number where they only use zippos to make music..brilliant-ness!

i think i've sorta run out of grievances and have started appreciating things again so this blog has done its job.all at peace now...zen-ness...ohmmmmmmmm....

LATELY..

ello people!(so presumptuous of me to think that anyone's gonna read this,huh?)anyways, if you are reading this..i thank you. i'm sure it's because you've got nothing better to do, right? thats okay..no offence taken..i'm writing this cos i've got nothing better to do either!

so okay, lately i've discovered:

- i am never going to be able to grow my nails long,man..i mean, i've tried and tried but to no avail!

- ants are incredibly hardworking creatures..i got back from work yesterday,went to the bathroom and there were like, 8 ants trying to pull this beetle(it was dead) into that little lubang to the drain (go and check if you dont know) and so they were pulling and pulling but the beetle couldn't fit down the hole..so anyways, by that time i didnt think much about it lah..then went out all,came back, went into the toilet at around 1.30am (don't usually time myself but come on lah,it was for the ants!)and they were STILL trying to get that damn bug into that hole..ok, i'm a nerd but i think being able to watch that was amazing..

- charlie and the choccolate factory??GO WATCH IT!!!never read the story?never mind, just go for Johnny Depp..he's brilliant, brilliant,brilliant!!his expressions and accents alone killed me..could NOT stop laughing..

- Malaysian bands are improving..very proud of a certain one called Frequency Cannon..they're the ones who play that song 'Girl' on the radio?

- i owe byron a dog for his birthday..sigh..happy byron?now you've got witnesses..

- what's up with yoga places springing up all over the place?

- i want to learn mandarin..where ah?

-things that suck: i miss certain people, i miss playing pool (michelle,thats your cue((no pun intended))to call me!), i miss those little fish things they used to sell outside school for like 10 cents a blob, i miss barbeques on the beach, i miss having money..:P

A Good Deed A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

ok people, know you guys are veeeerrry busy and all and we're all either spending or saving waaayyy too much of our money, however hasn't it ever crossed your mind to do something good?(doesn't this sound like some kinda infomercial?:P) so ok, the thing is there are people out there being cruel to animals and SPCA is trying to get a petition to Abdullah to raise the fine from RM 200 to RM 10,000. However, they need the petition to be signed by 100,000 people or something like that lah you know?so please PLEASE go to www.spca.org.my and sign the damn thing ok?And don't say we can't do it cos remember when Maybank wanted to charge like a dollar a month for their internet banking thing?The petition to stop that got like over a million people in like, a week!(or some short period of time lah..)
So okay, let's summarise...1. Go to www.spca.org.my 2. sign petition 3. Adopt a pet from the SPCA or if you have a commitment problem/useless with animals and are a Maybank account owner, donate that ringgit that you're saving from net banking! thank you.

LECTURE ENDED.