Grumblings and grievances

1. Have you guys made your MyKad yet??aiyoh...i havent lah..just terrified of the long queues and millions of forms one has to fill in not to mention sleazy older men who just hang around these places (don't know why, i mean dont they have jobs?)like they've never seen breasts in their life..i mean, come on lah!i swear, im just gonna procrastinate and in the end kena fine 20 bucks or something..

2. People are into voodoo dolls now..yup, its true..go check your star newspaper..2 whole pages on this new craze thingy..they're basically about 3 inches high, they're made out of string and they are supposed to look cute..i say "supposed" beacause in actual fact, they are NOT cute..i mean what kinda message do you think this is sending to kids?you've got mickey's head attached to a string body...aiyoh......and while we're on the topic..have you gone shopping lately?notice those "pink" shops?MY GAWD!they have names like princess, girlsss..and they all sell useless knockoffs from china!i mean, china people are like going "wei se mo tah ma-lai-see-ah ren hen pen tan?" or something to that effect..and please dont get me wrong cos i do love cute thingamajigs and funny nonsensical thingys as much as the next guy but come ON lah...VOODOO DOLLS??

3. mariah carey videos..nuff said!

4. malaysian men...woah..am i gonna get beaten up..okay, here we go..(and please ah..this is just an impartial observation, only my silly little opinion at this particular point in time so if you think you're gonna get offended..please dont read it..thank you)
right, what i notice is that malaysian women are getting gorgeous-er and gorgeous-er by the day..they are..they have jobs, they are well-educated, some of them are well made up and i do believe their boobs are actually getting bigger..(oh geeez, how am i EVER going to get a date with all this competition?:P) ok, so you've got all these women just floating around..then you've got the men..sighhh..oklah..i've lost my nerve..can't go on..men, if you wanna really know..then just ask me lah ok?cos now im all chicken shit and alamak, afterwards all my guys frends all boycott me..hahahaahha..

5. to the wonderful darlings who have sms-ed me regarding single's soiree 2, yes, i am intending on throwing another she-bang but work is crazy ness lah now and i wanna look for an amazing venue..any suggestions, you guys know where to find me lah ok? (for those people who dont know what single's soiree is..it was like a stag night, except no one gets married..it's about meeting new people lah..even though old friends are wonderful, etc..so yeah, basically all those invited have to bring a person/s of the opposite sex who they are not interested in and then we have a party!its just good clean fun lah..ok, not exactly..but it IS fun!:P (Rules--only single people who have been pre-screened, only people with open minds and who are up for anything..if you're some "uncle/auntie" who judges everything and are not going to have fun, then please dont come..)refer to photo album S.S.S. for pics of last party, they're the g-rated ones (untuk semua lapisan masyarakat)

6. stomp is awesome!!!!go watch it!anyone who's into drums should go, actually anyone who can appreciate a good beat should go..love their lighter number where they only use zippos to make music..brilliant-ness!

i think i've sorta run out of grievances and have started appreciating things again so this blog has done its job.all at peace now...zen-ness...ohmmmmmmmm....