THE PLEDGE.

i, bellybutton, solemnly swear not to force my mistress to eat any more delicious looking solids. this is for my own good, so i dont end up being able to see my mistress' shoes while she wont be able to. i promise to tense my muscles so that mistress will be able to look good in that new clingy top she just bought. Although i know boob 1 and boob 2 are there to assist mistress in the looking good department, i think i partly have a responsibility in that area too. i also miss my lost friends; the 4 pack. Blubber, who moved in after them seems suspect. She and her kids just jiggle and float around- they dont do much except take up way too much space. i'm starting to feel clastrophobic.i wish the 4-pack would come home.i will help look for them...for mistress' sake.

p/s- thanks to my beautiful darlings who came on friday, you guys made my week, t'was a blast..

p/p/s - sorry yuri, for not being able to make your party last minute like that, i'm sure it was brillaint anyways, tell me all about it kay?:)

p/p/p/s - to the attractive but very ignorant dumpling who wrote "blogs are totally unnecessary. i find them self- indulgent"...sighhh..you are entitled to your opinion, but i beg to differ. in regards to your first point: blogs in my opinion, are totally necessary. they promote original thought, they provide an outlet for people to speak their mind, they teach us about how other people live their lives, they remove censorship..i could go on. but i won't. because unless you decide to get out of that bubble you live in, you aint gonna know how blogs can change lives, change countries. and also they're very interesting.
your second point: blogs are self indulgent. okayyy, but you wearing your lv's and guccis and posting up like, 40 pictures of yourself on friendster while writing this comment about blogs (also on friendster) is OBVIOUSLY worthy of a spot on the United Nations...