Anion Chips.
you just know this is gonna be a little tid-bit of a post with a title like that dontcha?*grin* i didnt purposely spell it wrongly, it's not a snack.....it's (dum DAM DUMMMMMMMM <--HAUNTING MUSIC)...well, you'll figure it out as we go along.
sO! on to the story lah..some of my dumplings dropped by for coffee last weekend and saw:
SANITARY PADS. yeah, i know every once in awhile, i like to throw in a pad story because as a woman, you kinda have the urge to celebrate your woman hood or whatever (like y'know how men are always having penis envy and so they try to compensate by buying nice cars or building phallic looking buildings,but i digress) and its sort of a support thing to all my fellow double x-chromosomed friends. i feel you darlings, i do.
these thingies were given to me and they're supposedly miracle workers. they stop cramps. at least this is what ive been told, i gotta wait till the next cycle to let you know for sure lah, but how cool would it be if it does work?
if anything , this little package has taught me alot..like how in life, you gotta look beneath the surface of things and only then can you find out the whoole truth, y'know?cos look:
totally normal says you? look closer, this is what it says and i quote " According to the testing result by China chemical woven products quality centre for textile industry, the average Anion concentration in "Monthly Loving" Anion Sanitary Napkin has reached 5800 per cm squared. 2 obvious functions can be seen:
1. Inside the cunt, (yes, it really says cunt) anion can promote the exchange of biological enzyme:enahnce material with acid to uplift self curing and immunity for human body."
it's like the stand up comedian of packaging i tell you..check out the next side:
it's manufactured by a brand called "love moon" and look at their branding - " New Healthy Attempt" - so there's no fake promises; they're telling you its an attempt..if it doesnt work, then...sorrylah. hahahahahhahahhahahahaha.. im sorry, i just cant help myself...and then in fine print it says " A healthy lady will be more beautiful" *mmphkkk*
and now for the cherry on top:
the company that manufactures this product obviously wants to give something back to his customers y'know?so he inserts a gift.. " A lady vagina inflammation self-test paper". for " testing the before and after effects and processing positioning analysis for the health of genitals".
*giggle* sighhhhhh...never in my life have i been so looking forward to my next cycle so i'll be ale to try on these marvelous pads..laugh until mouth pain, i tell you..
6 comments:
sounds too dodgy i tell ya....who the heck gave you that? u better send it for lab testing before you stick that think under you!!!! i'm serious!!!!
have you ever heard of...."do not attempt this amazing stunt!"
hahahahhahahha...some yoga friend insisted that its good bla bla so i boughtloh..apparently it's a very successful brand..my tea lady at work told me her daughter puts one in the fridge whenever they buy durian to absorb the smell..talk about creative ways of using your pad!
Your tea lady tells you that it helps absorb smell..you think it'll be good for ur body??I agree with Juan don't simply take stuff like this :P
hahahahahaha...i swear, you guys worry too much..dont worry lah,not made in malaysia...hahahaha..and i'll only try it once!plomise!and i've found out that anions are actually ion-like thingies that you can find only on mountains..hwahhhhhh...so how can it be bad?*flutter eyelashes*
Being a bit of an Engrish connoisseur myself, I have to say this one rates verrry highly on the Enrish-O-Meter. Hilarious!
rweally aah?hooi sehh, thank you ah..i velly hornoured, your england must be quite ho liao oso lah if you can unrrestand!:) kam sia hoh..
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