how can a triangle of cloth cost so much?

seriously, how can it? ok fine it's a triangle with abit of elastic on it but come on!it's still a triangle! (if you do not know what i'm talking about you must a) be a man or b) have visible panty lines. am i getting warm?) but yeah!back to ranting, honestly if i weren't so damn afraid of catching something, i'd probably just go commando. fitty big ones for a g-string or t-string or whatever new fangled name they're coming up with these days..sheesh! it's wrong man, it's just wrong..

p/s- Happy Birthday Mr. Dahl. you're still way cooler than Rowling.