Man's Best Friend..

HAPPPYYYYYYY BELATEDDDDD NEWWW YEARRRR!!!Ahhh the year of the dog is upon us..you know what this means right?more bitching, people doing it doggy style, girls getting bigger puppies..heyyyyy, waitaminute..d'ya kinda realise that everything dog-related is considered crude or derogatory?(shit,im born in the bloody year of the dog....bloody chinese calendar..silly mummble mumble...)

was in penang for the new years..gurney drive hawkers have moved to a cemetery plot.yup.kid you not. so now instead of enjoying your food sitting by the sea, you're kinda sitting by what the sea sometimes washes up...

A funny thought struck me as i was using the public toilet at bidor on the way to penang..(yeah i know, what the hell?!!)so anyways, it occured to me that i was paranoid of public toilets..not because of the terrible stench that emanates or anything but because of the sticky doors..you know how you sometimes go to the mamak or kopitiam and the bloody toilet doors are ALLLLLways made out of cheap wood thats splintering and doesnt really fit properly?then you try to open it and it doesnt open?you feel my pain right?:P..so yeah.. i remember when this fear first seized me.. i was about 10 i think, in Victoria Station with family and extended family and the toilets in there used to be really awkward and sticky?so yalah..yours truly, stuck in there for like a half hour,scared shitless..so yeah..public toilets...brrrr..they bring a chill to my spine..

A complete year lasts for 365 days, 5 hours, 48 minutes and 45 seconds..good to know..

okay, no more stories to tell..well, actually there are..but they arent interesting..so here, ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure...annoying things to know and doooo!!!(these are the things i resort to whenever the stress gets to me and i get a little loopy!enjoyness!!)

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Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
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12 THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU DIDN’T KNOW.

1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

2. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

3. A shrimp's heart is in its head.

4. In a study of 200,000 ostriches, over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

5. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

6. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

7. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

8. Horses can't vomit.

9. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

10. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. And, if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

11. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

12. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.