Are you Chinese??

you can only read what it says if you're chinese..if you're of another ethnicity, you gotta pull the sides of your eyes to make them look like slits then you'll be able to read what it says.....


today, the last of my seapark fish died..do NOT ever go to the SEAPARK FISH SHOP..i swear they poison the poor fish or something..of course at first my close friends and family suspected that it was my fault, hell, even i blamed me!but thheeenn it was really weird how my oldder fish are ok...in fact some of 'em just gave birth..AGAIN..(female fish are so slutty, i tell you..)


fish babies kinda look like sperm with eyes..


babies with mommy..

yeah, you're wondering why im talking about fish?cos i reckon every yuppie should own a guppie.(ok, i know guppy's spelt with a 'y' but this way, it rhymes..:P)

fish are really really relaxing...and trust me, after owning hamsters, guines pigs, bunnies,dwarf bunnies, a chameleon, a cat, dogs, baby chicks and ducks, turtles and god knows what else...fish are the easiest to keep, they're tame and soooooo calming..and so, in my quest to reach zen-ness, i reckon fish is the first step...ohmmmm...go on..be a guppy-yuppie!(geezus, i must be stressed)

on a completely different note..i CANNOT for the life of me believe there's gonna be ANOTHER singing reality tv programme!what is up with THAT?ok, fine..i agree there is a very very small percentage of Malaysians out there who can actually whoop Mariah's ass but do we really need one more screamy, ear-piercing show on prime time to display our lack of talent??come on!!at least a malaysian version of the apprentice would be more enjoyable..or what about drama?even a big brother house with all the censorship would be more enjoyable..and between you and me, isn't seeing people make fools of themselves the whole point of reality tv anyway?

in the news today: a survey was taken on 1000 malaysian men on whether they were considerate about their partners needs in bed. they reckon the results were positive because 39% said they take into consideration their partners wants. i laughed so hard i nearly peed in my pants. first of all, if they wanted to find out if women's needs were being met in bed, shouldnt they be asking the women?second of all, how can 39% be a good thing?that means 61% of women are getting bad sex!our newspapers crack me up..