we've got i-pod jeans but we cant make brushing teeth easier?!

we do..the jeans are going to sell for us200 bucks and it comes complete with earphones, pocket with click wheel and a red ribbon so the pod doesnt fall out..dumbest thing i ever heard..

so i was trying to brush my teeth this morning and let me tell ya, there is nothing more frustrating than trying your darndest to squeeze out toothpaste from an almost empty toothpast tube..i mean you've got the crusty bits all at the top, and so the gooey toothpaste in the bottom wants to be let out but the crusty part wont let it..so then i tried to let it build pressure so it would pop out the top in one big spurt but all that came out was a dissapinting drizzle, (harder than making a certain male appendage do the same thing, let me tell ya!) all this while the faucet was on and for some reason i get nervous when the faucet's on cos of the whole save the water thing so i proceed to drop my toothbrush, the toothpaste that was on it naturally slipped off onto the floor, i slipped on the damn toothpaste and bumped my head. All this before my a.m. cuppa joe..sighhhhh....

annnways,work's been shit..good shit though cos it means im not running the company into bankruptcy,right?(yay!two thumbs up) and oh yeah, went to a pole dancing party last weekend..now, i say pole dancing but it was more like a stage set up with a couple o' coat hangers more than anything else, but kudos to their marketing cos the turnup was great..the wannabe dancers, however, weren't..ok girls, reminder lah k?let's just go thru this one last time..slutty is not sexy..its a very very fine line that you must not cross..cos if not, then im sorry, you've passed the Angelina Jolie stateline and hit Pamela Andersonville.

by the way,cut my hair..how ah?ok ah?im using way less shampoo so i guess its a good thing..:P


shit man, so vain..