You know the episode where Samantha falls in lust with a priest?

i met a monk..oh woe..

babes bought me a rain cd (as in korean hiphop dancing boy). yes,seriously. it's now playing on repeat in itunes. somebody help me. gulp*

havent danced in ages so we excitedly got ready for nat's party on saturday (y'know the typical "aiyoh,i have nothing to wear", "shit, what to wear?" dialog one has with one's partner...babes is so patient with me i tell you..)


thats nat..


look who i bumped into!made the night so much lovelier..:P

EXTRACTED FROM JUAN'S BLOG: "once you have the crab on its back, hold the chopstick with your left hand and and have the hammer on your right hand. When the crab is on its back, you will also see a flap. You can lift the flap up or leave it as it is. (up to your preference). Then place the chopstick at where the flap is and hammer the chopstick into the crab. You will need some practise before getting use to it actually, but its quite fun….hahahaha"


I can think of someone i'd like to do this to right now.

Skeletons in the Elevator.

People act weird in elevators. Or, if you're British, lifts. guv'nor.

The other day while i was waiting for the elevator/lifts, i noticed thru the CCTV in my lobby, a really really fat man was attempting to hump the elevator wall!then it looked as if he was making out with it and i swear, i was this close to reporting to someone..(or at least find someone to share the laugh with me)..it was gross and painful to watch..18 floors later, he reaches his floor. And he walks out of the lift. ANd the poor woman he was crushing, stepped out with him. till this moment, i cant decide which is more gross. i just hope she's getting paid enough.

There have been other more pleasant moments, like there was this little boy and he called me "pwetty". i would have given him all my money at that point if he asked. he didnt. Manners AND a charmer. he's gonna be a lady killer, that one.

I have about 9 categories of lift people. Wonder which one you are..

1. The talker

2. The tapper....alll the way till they reach their floor

3. The shuusher (people who shush their friends in the lift- why??soooo big secret is it?)

4. The one that answers their phone the moment they step into the lift..and does not stop saying "HARLOO?" until they get out.

5. The Automatic Close Button Pusher.

6. The Big Family - the door's usually held open for every single member to get in, through the buzzing "door open too long" sound followed by the "lift is too full" sound.

And finally...the most lethal of em all..

7. The Silent Killer - doesnt say a word but the gas he/she emits says volumes!

Are there any i've missed out? :P

How my friends have no shame and how i love them for it.

i've been hearing good things about a new club in kl and naturally when the invite came in the form of fang's birthday, i jumped at the chance to go see-see,dance-dance..

...Maison...meaning house,i believe..and it was homey..i liked it more for the daybeds and brick walls and less for the badly-dressed people..im sorry, but does sense of style mean nothing anymore? anyway, because we were quite tired from a day's hard work, we didnt feel like dancing and decided to put our posing skills to work instead..and when i say we, i mean one soul-mate in particular:


Kin got bored and decided to entertain us with impersonations of a male supermodel...


..i think he started to enjoy it...


..and then he just couldn't stop..


..he finally allowed other people to be infront of the camera with him..


..even me!


...and then the ol' boy suggested "let's take another", and i thought what the hell..


..and now you understand why kin and myself are soulmates when it comes to anything with a lens. :P


Picture with birthday girl also he want to hiao inside hahahahhahahhaahha..

SO yeah, it was a really good night and although we're most probably banned from entering Maison again,ever..but the pictures that fang took were beautiful and i'll try and get 'em from her..

I think it is MOST inopportune to get bitten between the toes or your bajingo*..

by what? i dont think it matters..whether mosquito or ant..both also quite itchy..i've actually gotten bitten by a spider and stung by a jelly fish once..although that last one wasnt itchy, i felt like my leg was gonna fall off....

*bajingo - punani - pet-pet- pussy. (i hope no underaged kids are readin..)

Annnyyhooo, this weekend felt very revitalising for some reason..one main reason being this:



if you dont know what that is and youre an 80's baby, then you don't deserve to live.

it comes with 5 awesome games and it's roughly the size of a calculator. it is sooooooo cool!!!
Ms. Pac Man, Mappy, Space Invaders and two others that werent that famous lah..but WAHLIAOEHHHHH!!
i. am. so. happy.

Not Good.

i know i've said that i wanted to mate opium, but i think i've changed my mind. i dont think i wanna risk this happening to any of her kids, or grandkids..i know it has to be done for society's health but it's still sad..

Off Course.

maybe trying to achieve something good in life is similar to having constipation. You moan and groan, and you're in such desperate pain, and you take the pills, and you smoke that ciggarette; you're shivering with cold sweat and you're ready to die when all of a sudden, when the timing's right...you get the best relief, you feel the greatest joy and lightness and the sun comes out and life is brilliant again! and then you realise there's no toilet paper.....

Not layak to kayak. (A review on stuff experienced, and stuff to come)

actually i'm pretty surprised..didnt wake up with as many aches as i thought i would..:)
we went kayaking yesterday, y'see..after multiple weeks of calorie-filled, tight-pants causing, blubber bloobing food, my friends and i decided to make a trip to far-away land putrajaya..to kayak.


it was so serene and picturesque..one really does feel like one is in Alice's Wonderland..


cigggie break - the scrunched up faces were due to exhaustion..


the sun was setting behind, pelicans were gracefully perched everywhere..ahhhhh..

i really didnt know quite what to expect, but i figured it would lessen the work-out guilt of having eaten so many yummy dead animals that i could start a noah's ark of my own in my belly..eew..that's a gross thought..scrap that and go next paragraph..

i've been reading..i know..im shocked too..but yeah somehow, i managed to find 3 one-hour slots to be able to be immersed so deeply in one of the best easy-reading books i've read..FREAKONOMICS. alhamdullilah man!!it's very cool and ties the Ku Klux Klan to real estate agents, tries to argue that the level of crime goes down tremendously with the legalisation of birth control..etc..all while keeping the reader in upbeat hilarity.

Borat is a movie that operates on a level of brilliance that few movies ever reach. ali g deserves best comeback award.

A Scanner Darkly - okay so the story line wasnt as good as i hoped but the animation style was beautifully excuted. funny also how a druggy movie had a purportedly druggy cast.

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS COMING TO SINGAPORE!!!!!!excited doesnt even begin to describe how i feel!and no, it is NOTHING like the movie..the movie was shite..of all the Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals i've seen, this one is still at the top of the chain..by far. Check out www.sistic.com.sg for more details.

Verbatim - The Only Thing We Know For Sure About The Future Is That It Will Be Different. - Peter Drucker-

7th year of the new millenium.

ola!!!how was your holidays??didja eat alot?i did..and now i'm gonna pay...

obviously you've discovered by now that my blog address is still the same. it is. this was a very simple yet effective way to get rid of all the people who just didnt care enough and who just wanted to kepoh for kepoh's sake.pftttt. but for you lovelies who came back to check..you SWEETHEARTS!!!kiss kisss kisss..

ok, fine. so i didnt manage to distract you from the actual truth which is that i simply got lazy to update.i'm sorry.(hangs head in shame)

buuuutttt..its the new year and all so im sure you're all ready to forgive and forget right?*grin*

hokay..soooooo let's seee what's happened..things always manage to happen very quickly so its impossible to keep up and let you know every measly dirty detail so im just gonna give ya the juicies kay?cool..

there was the pre-chrismas present opening with the chicas and that was lovely..naturally "something" always has to happen so just as they arrived and i planned and cleaned and everything: the electricity went off!can ja belive eet?!!but we kept our cool (barely!) and it came on again after a very romantic 30 minutes with us talking in the dark and getting bitten by mozzies..


The electricity came on in a sudden hence the cross-eyed effect.


jess, opium, gonzales (he's the penguin on the left..he makes quite a number of appearances..camwhore..)


here's juan being a dramaqueen when she discovers that i got her an i.o.u. hahahahhahahahaha..her present has since been picked up and is waiting for when i see her next..ends tries to comfort her but to no avail..:P


yes,those are soft toys. i know, i know...blame it on the damn christmas spirit or whatever..

i've somehow managed to go through 30-something episodes of the twilight zone in 3 days..i dont know how i let it happen..but it's still a pretty damn good series after all these years, i reckon..im gonna scurry home to get my fix..