Skeletons in the Elevator.
People act weird in elevators. Or, if you're British, lifts. guv'nor.
The other day while i was waiting for the elevator/lifts, i noticed thru the CCTV in my lobby, a really really fat man was attempting to hump the elevator wall!then it looked as if he was making out with it and i swear, i was this close to reporting to someone..(or at least find someone to share the laugh with me)..it was gross and painful to watch..18 floors later, he reaches his floor. And he walks out of the lift. ANd the poor woman he was crushing, stepped out with him. till this moment, i cant decide which is more gross. i just hope she's getting paid enough.
There have been other more pleasant moments, like there was this little boy and he called me "pwetty". i would have given him all my money at that point if he asked. he didnt. Manners AND a charmer. he's gonna be a lady killer, that one.
I have about 9 categories of lift people. Wonder which one you are..
1. The talker
2. The tapper....alll the way till they reach their floor
3. The shuusher (people who shush their friends in the lift- why??soooo big secret is it?)
4. The one that answers their phone the moment they step into the lift..and does not stop saying "HARLOO?" until they get out.
5. The Automatic Close Button Pusher.
6. The Big Family - the door's usually held open for every single member to get in, through the buzzing "door open too long" sound followed by the "lift is too full" sound.
And finally...the most lethal of em all..
7. The Silent Killer - doesnt say a word but the gas he/she emits says volumes!
Are there any i've missed out? :P
8 comments:
There's one more:
The hummer. They're uncommon beasts, expecially in the wilds of Malaysian lifts, but they do exist.
yurisan: hahahahahahhaahaha..good one sweets! hey, where ya been anyways??ooh, and beeeeutiful feng shui rings by the way!my dad was into them last last year..are they lilian too or petaling street? (same quality, different price..)
mmm..i'm the cute button pusher hehe..automatically or manually..but u can bet on my efficiency! :p
and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...hummer..
how come i missed that??!!..shud had called me ma!
gohgeous: ohhhhh, no wonder everytime i run from the carpark to the elevator, it always closes in my face lahhhh...tsk tsk..now i know who alreadyyyyy..:D
muahahahahahhaha~~
in ur face!
yours truly: the laugher. i laugh when in a confined space because i feel uncomfy. it's odd... i KNOW ;)
su-ann: because you're uncomfy or because you've had one cocktail too many? : D (jokelah joke..)
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