that blasted alarm clock's back!

the 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey says that 44% of Malaysians like having sex in the toilet. are you fucking kidding me?thats where you do no.2 for heaven's sakes!not to mention you could slip on the wet tiles and break your back...and the bathtub??pulllease..have you seen malaysian bath tubs??its not like in the movies where its like all bath petals and you can fit in two lesbians and a tarzan look-alike..its narrow, its hard and you could drown and furthermore with all the bloody bubbles who the hell can tell who's bits are whose..confusing lah!!!

ok..so how was your long hols?good?i'd like to label mine as "very lemony-snickett" because last week held an unexpected series of events which even if i wanted to share, i cant because i cannot for the life of me remember all of them, it was good to be able to pause for awhile..do remember a fabulous pool party thrown by two fabulous people though..and it's not very often that you go to a party and feel completely comfortable, y'know?and they were such gracious hosts..they let you be but they also are attentive,you know?..it was good lah..hopefully they'll send me pics then can put them up...heheh..hint hint..

i watched ju-on and dark water..brave or what?hero or what??oklah..i'll stop but its just that im quite proud lah cos i never ever ever ever ever ever watch frigtening movies..ever..and i really hate it when i end up freaking my friends out by the end of the night with my long hair??every time, sure happen one!its like everyone will be watching and some smart alec will go.."eh ling/stef, your hair like quite scary hoh??" nudge nudge, point point..(girlfriends with long hair, you know what i'm talknig about yes?)like im not scared enough of the movie, you gotta get me scared of myself???aiyohhhhh...:P

my gawd..i'm writing an article on saving money..and i can't even ask you lot to help because apparently,in some research thingy, it says 90% of young people between the ages of 18-34 are broke..is this true??are we taking the magic of plastic for granted??i hope not..annnyyways, the article requires me to throw in some tips for stretching your ringgit i.e. mamak instead of starbucks...so if you've got any good ones i havent heard of, drop me a line..pleeeeaseee..merci mercii..

by the way, those of you who are interested, here's the rest of the survey..

7% at clubs
4% in alleyways
38% in cars
3% in public transport
10% at the beach
6% in schools
10% in front of cameras
6% in gardens
8% at parties
15% at work
12% in parks
24% in parents' bedroom
2% in aeroplanes

wow..malaysians are getting it on..finally!!i reckon the list still leaves out alot though, but thats for another time and place..*wink*..

..You only live once..make it count..