oh crap..it's Sunday..

"Sundays are poisoned by the mere fact that the next day is Monday"

so i was cleaning my room today..have i told you guys how good the ergo-rapido is yet?that vacum cleaner should get numerous awards for sucking man..really..(oh, and i mean sucks up dust not how we young people use it in lingo as in "that sucks")it is amazing!!and its red so its very feminine, you know?doesnt look like other vacum cleaners that are static and black in colour..:P..its like wahliao..an it's one of those handheld ones so you can totally clean your car with it too?not only that, but for an additional 200 bucks you can get the canggih big ass mother of a vacum to fit your little one in it! (yes, i am aware that im talking about a vacum cleaner..just let me be lah ok?)

im confused about the whole dating game..cos it IS a game, apparently..a huge one.. been talking to friends about it and its like...OH MY GAWD!!some of the stuff that came out i couldnt believe!i mean, i know about the basic stuff lah yah like a guy worth his salt should bloody well offer to pay on a first date lah..i mean come on lah right?then the girl, if she's worth her salt should also offer to pay, ya know?cos its the 21st century lah...but stuff like he's gotta have nice hair..what the hell is that??or she's gotta maintain her weight at exactly 110 pounds,no more no less..(true story, i kid you not)what the f##$? don't people care about personality anymore?(actually, i should be asking dont people HAVE personality anymore???)but i've also heard some cute ones lah like, if the guy likes you then he'll wanna sit directly opposite you cos he wants to have direct eyecontact..never knew that..(and i know im breaking the cardinal rule of dating by writing about all these secrets of dating but im curious lah..)and has dating changed??cos i mean, i havent been on the scene for awhile so im just wondering, has it?like, how does a girl know that she's liked by someone?or how does a guy,for that matter?is that why everyone plays the game?and when someone gets tired of playing the game and gives up first, thats it?man, it sounds exhausting...someone should totally make up rules man..like 1st date wont be called a date,its just a friend thing..you go out..talk abit..catch a movie and then go home..then the guy, if he's a gentleman should wait for approximately 1 and a half days to call..(to save his ego and for her to worry abit) then when he does and if he does wanna go out with her again,ask her.sincerely.no maybes, no see howlah.just ask.becos she might be impressed and say yes.because you are being sincere.because if she has half a brain she will know how hard it was for you to lay it on the line. and that is being a man. if you are being wishy washy then its gonna fuck with her mind and shes gonna be wishy washy too. ok, then the whole good night kiss thing (depends on the two individuals, how horny they are, their personalities,etc). Men, if youve got a pair, just kiss her.(Thats a sure fire way of knowing if she like you back). if you're not ready then nevermind, give her a hug which is also kind of a good way to judge if a girl likes you.if she hugs you like shes hugging a wet fish then sorrylah..but if she pulls you in for like, 2-3 seconds, then you're golden.(this does not apply to girls you've been frends with for a long time..that one different story..)

I guess at the end of the day, you've got to just keep your sense of humour about you lah, you know?cos thats whats so fucking amazing about life right?not taking everything so seriously?opening your mind to new crazy possibilities?if not then?become a one-track mind?make money and die?marry the first person you see and die?can you hear the sheep baaa-ing?

"You should make a point of trying everything in life once..except incest and folk-dancing"..Anonymous.