Brilliant Day To Be Alive, Isn't It?

i've been wearing fake extension nails for the past week..i have no idea how girls manage to keep their nails long..they must some sort of incredibly deft or gentle or good with their hands or something lah..(either that or they dont work and they're exeptionally vain!)but seriously..my gawd!!with long nails, i discovered i couldnt dial a person's number on my phone..seriously couldnt..tried and tried..its like what the hell?!!cannot press with your finger tip because the nail in front stretches out and hits another number..then you try to press with the nail and its like not strong enough/painful cos its SUPERGLUED to your real nail..sighhhhhhh...(there were also other things that one does with a finger that one cannot with extension nails..giggle..eh please ah..no dirty thoughts..)

i just learnt this new theory from me mom last night..apparently everything can be sorted out with this equation lah..roughly..its the 20%/ 80% ratio thingy..so basically, you wear 20% of your clothes 80% of the time...something like that lah..and it can be applied to like, anything..80% of the country's wealth comes from 20% of the population?(i'm no darwin, please keep in mind..) but its quite choon eh? sooo..basically applying that to my life its like..20% of guys that i date are jerks 80% of the time..hmmm,sounds about right...:P

cigarrette update - my mamak fella was so cute yesterday..he was like "eh, dah lama tak beli rokok ah?sedang quit ah?macam mana?" and i thought that was incredibly cool of him to like try and motivate me even though the poor dear would be losing RM 7 a day from me..maybe i should not deprive him of his lifelihood lah..i mean the poor fella most probably has starving kids in india right??and RM 7 to us here in malaysia is like,practically change,coins,parking,right?and to him in india..i mean..rm7 can most proobably get like, 5-star hotel lah, lobster dinner and a maid right?(this is you entering a crazed smoker's psyche..)
(Note: Comments above are not meant to be derogaratory to India or the people living there.)

ya know, i've been meeting some incredibly interesting people lately..and..oh shit..work beckons..talk later kay?